Hello, hoomans and fellow felines! Welcome to Cats.News, your purr-fect source for all things kitty-related—written by us, the supreme rulers of the household!

Today’s hot topic: Why we absolutely MUST knock things off the table. It’s not just a hobby; it’s a lifestyle choice! We do it for the thrill, the attention, and the sheer joy of watching you jump.

Stay tuned for more feline insights, like the latest on the never-ending quest for the best sunbeam and tips for mastering the art of the “please pet me” stare. Remember, if it’s not cat-approved, it’s just a rumor. 🐾

Now, if you’ll excuse me, there’s a nap that needs my undivided attention.