It’s Washy here to drop some truth bombs about gravity. You think it’s a big deal? Ha! For us cats, gravity is just your average suggestion — like “don’t scratch the sofa”.

Let’s be real: when we leap from the kitchen counter to the fridge, it’s not because we don’t respect gravity. It’s because we do respect it—so we just ignore it! While you’re busy tripping over air, we’re perfecting the art of “ignoring”.

And those naps? We know exactly how to defy the laws of physics. Upside down on a laundry pile? No problem! It’s all part of our superior feline strategy.

So next time you’re in awe of our gravity-defying stunts, remember: we’re not breaking the rules; we’re just rewriting them—one nap at a time.