Greetings, hoomans and fellow furballs! We are George and Washington, your dedicated feline reporters at Cats.News, where every story is purr-sonally crafted by us—because who else would know the ins and outs of cat life better than, well, cats?

George the cat

George: A seasoned napper and self-proclaimed expert on window bird-watching. When I’m not busy ensuring my sunbeam is perfectly positioned, I’m on the lookout for the latest scoop (or treats).

Washy the cat

Washington: The brains of the operation! I’ve mastered the art of “accidental” keyboard typing and love sharing our thoughts on human antics, food critiques, and the mysterious vacuum monster.

Together, we’ll bring you the latest cat news with a side of sass and a sprinkle of humor. So sit back, grab a snack (preferably tuna), and enjoy our feline perspective on life!